meet SPIDORK. completely clueless, always drooling, and has absolutely zero technical analysis. yet somehow, he only catches greens. purely powered by dumb luck and zero fear. he’s the living, breathing "buy high, sell higher" algorithm.

SPIDORK is your mascot if you've ever won on a trade and had no idea why. chart is looking like a rollercoaster? SPIDORK is just along for the ride.

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